The saddest ballad of all is the ballad of what never was – like the ballad of Thomas Hoyne, who was elected mayor of Chicago, but never served.
Belly up to the bar and get a little taste of Chicago’s spirited history.
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Thomas Hoyne, 1817-1883
Thomas Hoyne was born in 1817 in New York City to Irish immigrant parents and moved to Chicago in 1837 at the age of 20. He worked as a school teacher and a lawyer before serving as city clerk, justice of the peace, U.S. attorney, and U.S. marshal. He also presided over the meeting that established the Chicago Public Library, and would become the first president of the board of directors.
All of this seems to make him an ideal candidate for mayoralty, and indeed it was. In 1876 Hoyne ran as an independent, when neither the Democrats nor Republicans nominated a candidate for office because – in an almost comic oversight – the office of mayor was left off the list of offices up for election by the City Council. Hoyne ran anyway and earned the majority vote by a huge margin, nabbing three out of four votes cast.
The City Council and most city departments were cool with it, but the incumbent, Harvey Doolittle Colvin, and the city comptroller were not so cool with it. Colvin refused to leave office, claiming the election was illegal under the Cities and Villages Act of 1872, which moved election dates from November to April and lengthened the mayoral term from one to two years. Thus Colvin felt he was entitled to a second year as mayor. What's odd about this is that even though the act technically went into effect in 1872, it was not officially invoked until after Hoyne had won the election in 1876 – which appeared to be politically mischievous to say the least.
The Cook County Circuit Courts subsequently found that the April election was, in fact, illegal and declared it null and void. A special election was held and both Hoyne and Colvin lost to the Republican candidate, Monroe Heath.
But fret not: Hoyne was still paid for his time as not-mayor of Chicago. That surely took the sting out of the whole affair.
For the Null and Void, we’ve created a nearly-clear cooler for the nearly-Mayor Thomas Hoyne: vodka, St. Germain, lemon, and soda. It may not look like much, but you’ll still pay if you overdo it.
NULL AND VOID
1.5 oz. vodka
1 oz. St. Germain
1 oz. lemon juice
Shake first three ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into Collins glass and top with soda water.
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